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Michael rides out the usually boring Business meeting wearing Sony's new 'Hidden View' headphones
Michael goes mental and on a hotel-trashing RAMPAGE upon finding a red M&Ms in his bowl of orange-only M&Ms.
Ok, good. Now just quckly slide the documents onto your lap & into your jacket.
MJ- "Well alcourse you're cold, YOU'RE NUDE! But If you would have listen to me and worn a jacket..."
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MJ- "MTV, they allow Cher and Prince to moon the audience during the award shows, and let Madonna french-kiss Naomi Campbell, but they won't allow US to show a little flesh...sheeeesh!"
Go Long!
"Com'n this is being taped and this is Michael FREAKIN Jackson you people are suppose to be cheering for
show a little more enthusiasm!"
After surgery to remove his spear hands, some tanning and a hair cut, Edward Scissorhands used his creativity as a POP Music Star instead of just a mere hairdesigner.
"I told you before, KEEP YA F**KING CAMERA OFF OF ME! Now i'm gonna have to open a can of 'Wupazz' on you're ass biiit'ch!"
"I said 1% NOT 2% milk! Get your worthless ass back           to the store & get it RIGHT this time!"
Well what you say girls? I know they're two of you and only one of me, but i think we can work SOMETHING out...