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Ah, Nature..so peaceful, so calm & quiet
ahhhhh....I MISS MY VIDEO GAMES!!!
 
Hmmm..is it 'normal' for the birds to have cameras around their necks & for the trees to be making 'clicking sounds' while moving closer?!?
"hmmm..'Sex Toy Story'? Wait, maybe i'm in the wrong section."
" $5.99 for 'Weekend At Bernie's 2'! Wow, I gotta shop at K-Marts more often!"
 
"That's HIM, that's the guy who cut me off on that intersection!
Make sure you get a shot of his license plate too!"
 
Janet- "Damn it Michael, Stop making the 'Lara Croft' character shake her boobs! We're playing 'Tomb Rader', not 'Go-Go Dancers' here! "

 
I saw that Janet!
Get ya greedy little paws off my grammy!
This SUCKS & is really boring...Pass it on!
You talking to me? Hey!
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Oh no it's my evil twin brother Spichael!
Having come to the conclusion that his brother weren't 'up to the work' required for touring anymore, Michael took on the help of one 'Dr Frankenstein the 4th' in creating the NEW Jackson 5's other four members. Needless to say the fans were not disapointed...
 
Hmmmm...not much of a Wet T-shirt contest..Michael should take his coat off!
Hey..*whispers* Bobby's in rehab again & my phone number's written in the 3rd stall in the Men's bathroom.
It's a great honor to meet you...ah, who are you anyway?