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*thinking* Hmmm...maybe it's just my imagination, but I think Madonna's interested in other men..
 
 
This week on WWF MONDAY NIGHT RAW, Michael 'KILLER' Jackson faces off against his old rivial 'Yoko Sumo' in which on man will actually be KILLED in the Ring! DON'T MISS IT!
 
Hi Mom!
Hey could you just look down for a minute or so while I grab my crotch?
National Enquirer headline:
Wacko Jacko Travels Back in Time and Sleeps with Marilyn Monroe! Shocking, Excutive Photos!
 
 
Michael gives his fans a view of how 'excited' he is to be touring again...
 
"Wow You're alot bigger in real life Minnie!"
"Acording to my 'Fruity Pebbles' decorder/palm reading ring, you will 'Donate a handsome amount of money to a someone with 'Mind-Power'.' Hmmm, Michael do YOU know anyone with mind powers?"
 
 
Janet- "Ok, that's good Mike, now if i can just have my award..."
Mj- "YOU'RE award?!?"
Janet (small voice, talking though a unchanging smile)"Yes, YOU'RE the one who got to say the little ' thank you blah, blah' speech...and I'M the one who gets to keep the award!"
Mj- "Hey the video was entiled  'Scream' by MICHAEL and janet JACKSON...so by name it's mine.."
Janet-"Listen, just give me the stupid hard plasic, gold spray painted award, and that me the end of it.."
MJ- "IT'S MINE!"
 
 
MJ- "Ok, the little lady wants some ice cream, next desination: Dairy Queen, AND STEP ON IT!
LM- "Oh, who are you trying to fool, YOU'RE the one who wanted ice cream in the first place."
Ha, Claw Machines are no match for Michael Joseph Jackson!
  AHHHHHHH!!!! ACID RAIN!!!
 
Michael - "No ACTUALLY, more like THIS big, Lisa.."
 
Diana Sawyer quickly regrets asking THE 'sex question' after Lisa fails to shut up on the subject..
Lisa Marie - "What is it, about THIS long Michael?"