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I also wish those MEN would stop staring at my crotch too...
I wish those sex-deprived women would stop staring at my crotch.
Although the media was quite shocked, the love afrair between Oprah and Michael Jackson was quite enjoyable for both....at least til she tried to eat him...
 
Michael - "Woooo...3 carats, really went 'ALL OUT' this time, huh Uri, you 'BIG' spender you. " *sarcatic*
Uri - " Oh, shut up Michael..."
*****
"Here's the ring, now DON'T drop it down the front of the maid of honor's dress AGAIN!"
 
Madonna- "See, now you know if the cops are ever after you, just run a few red lights and it's smooth sailing though the Bumville.."
Mj- "I believe the correct term for this city is 'Harrisburg'...also why do all the pimps here seem to know you quite well?"
 
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"Yes! Hit ANOTHER paparazzi! "
 
 
Yep, I buried the bodies right over there!
"Oh, ALCOURSE I have the 'Lion King' soundtract, Michael..who doesn't?"
when watching the remastered version of 'Gentlemen Prefer Bonds" viewers were quite shocked to find Michael Jackson digitally added to certain scenes...
 
The Joker & Michael Jackson agreed to work together in common goal to defeat Batman.
 
Note to Self: Tour MORE of America next time.
"Wow, who knew WWF Wrestling could be so entertaining?"
"Hello my name is Michael & I will be your S&M master for this evening."