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Tonight on a very special
'Touched By An Angel':
special guest star Michael Jackson
"What? Blow my nose on the bathroom towels!..She's lying!
Well atleast I don't snore or chew with my mouth open!" *looks at Lisa*
"What? 99 cents for a used cassette tape of Dangerous? Com'n ebay, i'm worth more then that!"

"Hmmmm..Found: 1050 matches for 'Jennifer Lopez nude'...Yesssss!"
Ha, if you think THAT'S impressive, look at this!
*Austin Powers voice* "Do I make you horny? Do I? Do I make you randy?"
After a night of heavy drinking leaving him with a nasty hangover, Michael proforms all of his concert laying on the floor..oddly enough the fans didn't seem to mind
Elizabeth - "So Michael, can Austin Powers & I get married at Neverland like my last marriage?"
Hey, you know how I normally dance & sing in these preformances. Well TODAY, i'm gonna do something alittle different & strip for you nice people.
Pantein Pro V, for hair so healthy, it shines!

 
Ah, good my posse have arrived at our secret gang hangout
Damn!
Times like this i'm thankful for the belt over my crotch